Assignment #1: One Middle-Aged Lady, Please!

Let's make this A Thing.

Your assignment, should you choose to accept it:

Go to a bar or restaurant and order a Middle-aged Lady—as if it were a known entity. Because we are going to make it A Thing.

The recipe, loosely: soda water with a splash of juice, three healthy dashes of bitters, a sprig of mint and a lime wedge, over ice. I prefer grapefruit or pineapple juice, but any juice will do.

One small step for beverages, one small step of middle-aged ladykind.